Arc internal access / unstable department

UNSTABLE DEPARTMENT

Everything on Arc is stable. Except Garry.

Internal corporate portal for employee errors, deployment accidents, payroll rumors, compliance typing speed, and one intern who should never be near a red button.

ContractDeployed

InternMissing

Days Without Incident0

QUEUE: EMPLOYEE FILESROUTE: INCIDENTS -> DEPLOYMENT -> SWAPMEMO: BUTTONS WORK. LEGAL DOES NOT.BOARD NOTE: IF IT MOVES, PUT IT IN A SPREADSHEET.

Deployment Status

Inspect Deployment

The console reports that everything is final, especially the parts nobody remembers approving.

status matrix

inspector console

Inspector idle. Select an operation.

Rollback probability: decorative.

Approval HeatRequired: Approval Heat 100%

17%

mock dex terminal

Swap Interface

Frontend-only swap desk. Amounts, route, slippage, review states, and the console are ready; real wallet, contract, and DEX wiring can be connected later.

Trade DeskUSDC / $UNSTBL

FromTo

Max slippageCustom%

DeadlineMEV Guard

Rate1 USDC = 4040.4 $UNSTBL

RouteOffice Router v0

Price Impact0.04%

Min Received0 $UNSTBL

Network FeeMock gas

ReviewReady

swap console

COMMANDS/help list all commands/price current price & rate/quote recalc quote, output, min received/buy <usdc> quote a buy (e.g. /buy 10)/sell <tok> quote a sell (e.g. /sell 1000)/balance your wallet balances/pool pool & token address/slippage tolerance & deadline/approve approval info/swap execute the swap/clear reset console

market chart

Price$0.0002475

24h VolumeComing Soon

LiquidityPending Pool

Chart SourceDEX Later

Security

Compliance Terminal

No fake addresses. No fake audits. Anything not final is marked as pending instead of pretending it exists.

department overview

Internal Operations

Office system view: employee files, incident tickets, deployment controls, training drills, and statistics that should never reach a quarterly report.

training terminal

Operations Drill

Cleared0Flags0

SELECT CATEGORYChoose a training category. The database has 4,000 corporate mistakes ready.

Waiting for a brave intern.

Employee Directory

CLICK AN EMPLOYEE FILE TO SEND THEM TO WORK.

Incident Reports

Employee Statistics

Payroll / NFT Vending

Token Payroll

Internal allocation sheet plus the 404 UN Coffee collection: 3,333 office-grade cups available for 1 USDC each.

404 UN

office consumable / nft mint

404 UN Coffee

The only company asset with measurable utility. Mint includes one digital cup and no actual caffeine.

Supply3,333

Price1 USDC

Minted0 / 3,333

VENDING CONTRACT: FRONTEND READY

allocation spreadsheet

Finance note

Real distribution and onchain values will replace these rows after contract deployment.

community desk

The Bored Room

Community as an internal board room: motions, minutes, snack budgets, and one intern sleeping through governance.

QUORUM: UNCONFIRMED

room controls

Room Energy12%

Current MotionDelay everything until someone brings coffee.

room minutes

Community room opened.

Meeting agenda still says TBD.

Meme inbox ready for incident evidence.

Apply for Internship / Free NFT

Employee Badge Mint

Free mint collection of 3,333 employee badges. Wallet and contract calls remain frontend-only until deployment.

employee nft mint console

CollectionEmployee Badge

Total Supply3,333

Mint PriceFree

Minted0 / 3,333

Free employee badge NFT

Connect a mock wallet and print one internal badge. No signature, gas, RPC, or production permission is requested yet.

UNSTABLE EMPLOYEE NFT0 / 3,333

VISITOR

Applicant000Temporary visitor access